Thursday, November 19, 2009

Gaseous Gal



I wanted to fool around, but I farted and when I flapped the blankets, desire escaped with the rancid fumes. "Too much broccoli and chocolate cake!" I blamed. For it is always the food's fault. Never mine. 
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2 comments:

  1. Amy11/21/09, 9:34 PM

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    I farted during situps today with my friend-we both laughed like 10 year old little boys.

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  2. christina12/6/09, 4:10 PM

    hilarious, but less disappointing than farting before potentially life-altering sex.

    hahahahhaha oh rachel.

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