The Train Comedian

A tall middle-aged man steps onto the train with his tan middle-aged pit bull. He stands holding onto the bar for balance and the leash for control. In a slow dry voice he says, "My dog is extremely dangerous. Don't even look at him." No one in the train car moves. After a long fat pause, he says, "I was only kidding."


The train comedian continues on with his act. "You wanna get a hot chick? Chocolate Lab, all the way. You walk down the Esplanade with a chocolate lab, you'll get a hot chick. She'll have sex with you that night...The chick, not the dog."