A little boy told his mother, "Mommy, I burped out of my bum."
He didn't know the word fart, we are told as we laugh and look in on the little boy sleeping in his car seat. Burped out of his bum, brilliant, little boy, brilliant.
I bring my dying grandmother a muffin on Mother's Day. Oh, what a silly thing to do! I give her a bracelet and her mother's painti...
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