A little boy told his mother, "Mommy, I burped out of my bum."
He didn't know the word fart, we are told as we laugh and look in on the little boy sleeping in his car seat. Burped out of his bum, brilliant, little boy, brilliant.
You were born at 7:20 in the morning while a team of silent surgeons stood in the corner of our hospital room, their scalpels sharp and thei...
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